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--> Nashville & Okawville <-- Shofa - Holy crap I've known you for like, a year or some jazz now! That's pretty damn hott! If I would have never asked you for some frick'n money.. I would have never met you or anyone for that matter! That's just INSANE! Thanks for the 3 dollars, homie! Haha! We gotta start have'n phone time more often! TiNkY WiNkY, DiPsY, LaLa.. po! Haha! I love it! Later, dude! Christof - Hey Guy! I told you.. just kiss her hair! It SERIOUSLY works! Am I right? Yes.. yes I am! Your pretty cool, dude! Keep On Rock'n! Dustin - I WANT TO CUDDLE! I love you, Dustin! I thought you hated me.. Haha! I don't even know why! I just did! Oh well! Your pretty frick'n awesome, Dustin! But you need to do me a favor, okay? WASH YOUR FEET YOU FUCK'N HIPPIE! Haaa. They seriously are pretty unbelievably sick. But whatever? Hey, thanks for come'n and get'n me that one day, you asshole. Haa.. just kidd'n! We're gonna be neighbors, dude.. and it's gonna be hott! We're gonna sit on your front porch swing and eat cookies that your grandparents make us! Haha! NIIICE! Well, Stay up G! Haa! Nick - Oh God, Nick! If only I could put into words how awesome you are.. I'd frick'n do it. But I'm afraid that's just not possible! You rock my world, guy! It's a true story! Too bad we never fuck'n did it, huh? Haha! We did spoon like fuck'n sluts, tho! We're the original spooners, damnit! I LOVE IT! That's so hott! You totally stole the blanket that night tho.. i was cold as hell! Hah.. stupid BITCH! OH ITS OKAY NICK! ITS OKAY! Hahaaaaa! I want to watch Freddy Got Fingered, damnit! HOLY SHIT! Fuck'n Spirited Away! Omg she fell like a dirty slut! haha! I loved it! We were crack'n up! Haha! LORDY NICK.. WERE FUCK'N MARRIED! Isn't that hilarious? That seriously cracks me up! Haha! One of these days were gonna get married in real life, tho! True story! And we'll spoon every fuck'n night! AND DO IT! Like the white bunnies with the red eyes! God, were gay.. It's HOTT Tho! I'll talk to you later, guy.. until then, just keep on type'n like a slut! Haha! Bye! Erin - You fuck'n slut! I love you, Erin! Your frick'n awesome! FO SHO! That one day.. haha.. we were all like "Chris Farley has small hands.. that fuck'n weiner!" Haha! INSANE! I puked like a bitch the other day.. haha! You didn't even puke and your a LIGHTWEIGHT! Haha! Your fuck'n crazy! And I LOVE it! haha! Dude.. you were all like "AWWW YEAH!" and i was like "WUSSUP?!?!" And you were like "nothing.. you?" Haha.. i seriously about fuck'n died! You gotta come to my house, yo! I'm tell'n ya! It'll rock YOUR VAGINA! Your fuck'n bruised vagina! haha! I love you, Erin. I love the Shit outta you! HAAA BYE! Todd - I fuck'n hate you.. you stupid FUCK! J slash K! L O L! Haha! I frick'n love you, TODd! More than words can fuck'n explain! Your a good man! I totally kicked your ass at that fuck'n thumb war! Not the mention the PT cruizer war. If the next time you see me, you fuck'n hit me for those PT cruizers you saw on the ride home.. I'm gonna fuck'n kick your ass! Cause that's not fair! That is NOT Hot cubed! That's like.. hot to the negative 7th power! Stupid fuck! YOU FUCKER! Dude.. we spooned the fuck'n ba-jesus outta each other! Probably cause it was colder than a fuck'n VAGINA in there! Haha! Everything is like a vagina! "That tree is leafier than a vagina!" I think that one is most definalty my favorite! Jesus Christ, Todd.. I LOVE YOU! Para Sho! Haha! Verded dat juegoer! Haha! OH I KNOW IT! Haha! Later guy! Mikey - YOUR GOOD! I love you, guy! Haa! I've only seen you once in my life. OH NO! That's not true.. i saw you that one day when I went to Okawville just for the shit of it! And it was HOTT! Haa! Later Guy Hannah - I've seen you once in my life.. and i've talked to you maybe like, 2 times? Haha! But you frick'n rock! Haa! Garrett - Cool bean.. uhhh! I love you, dude! Your frick'n great! IM CINDY! Haa! YOUR A DEER! YOUR A SKUNK.. YOU STINK LIKE SHIT! Haha! We were swrive'n around the road like fuck'n sluts! Haaa! Dude, I seriously don't think that I've ever laughed harder than I did that night when we drove around on the shoulder of the road. I honestly think that was the funniest thing that I have ever done in my entire life! HAHA! LATER GUY! |
--> Carbondale, Herrin, JC, & Marion <-- Lauren - What's up Millie? Haha! It kinda sucks you moved from WF.. but whatever! We gotta hang out some time! You gotta get to be Mrs. Cleo again.. With that Cole Kid! Haha! ANTI WEIGH! Haa! I love you Guy! Jeff - Hey there! Your pretty frick'n cool, my friend! Thanks for take'n me to Nashville that one day! That rocked! Sorry about you and Sam? It's okay tho.. I SWEAR! That was pretty awesome that one day at the mall when you gave me a dollar to drink that water! Haha! It rocked! Woo! Later! Tyler - Holy Crap, Do I love you or what? I definatly do! No matter what you say! Cause your always try'n to tell me how i frick'n don't love you! Not a true story! Your the coolest guy frick'n ever! I miss our phone time! I'm gonna have to call you or some jazz! I'll definatly do it! Uhm.. kay bye! Haha! Kevin - PUMA PAL! Your amazingly awesome! No joke, my friend! We seriously gotta get that Aqua Triangle Of Love go'n! Haha! Rock the puma's and the tube socks! Haha! Your great! Bye! Matt - Your a pretty frick'n aweosme Guitarist! I like! Haa! Keep on rock'n guy! Cole - Your frick'n hott! Meesha - Hey man! Dr. Ed was pretty damn amazing! You gotta call me sometime.. even tho you don't know my number? Maybe I'll call you! Haha! Later! Cody - Holy crap, your pretty frick'n cool! I love you, man! We used to talk like, every day about frick'n AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAL SEX! Haha! LOVE! Duran - I Heart You! |
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--> Benton & Christopher <-- --> Mt. Vernon <-- -Jaleigh McElhiney - You're my best friend. Seriously. I love you like.. more than I love myself at times. It's like.. seriously awesome. I'm so glad that we're such awesome friends. Cause I really don't know what I would do without you. I love you more than anything, man! We're always gonna be friends. No matter what, kay? We've got'n into like, 2 fights.. that have lasted for like, 20 minutes each time. That's pretty fuck'n good. We've been friends for like, almost 2 years now, I'm guess'n.. and we've fought for 40 minutes out of that. I love you, guy. I don't know how many times I can say that, and have it still not even sink into my head, how much I mean it. I can't even comprehend it myself.. we're such awesome friends. It's so rock'n. I know that I can always come to you for anything if I have a problem.. and hopefully you know the same thing. No matter what, I'm always here for you. With anything. Your like, my sister. I swear. I know EVERYTHING about you.. and you know everything about me.. it's frick'n crazy. You know more about me than my whole family does combined. And it's awesome. I've never had a friend this close. And what's really crazy is that we only see each other like 4 days out of every month. I guess it's okay, tho. We talk on the phone every frick'n night.. it's awesome. I can't remember the last time I didn't call you at 9. That's like, an every night thing. I don't know how we do it.. but we stay on the phone for like, 6 hours at a time. It's just crazy. We never run out of anything to say. I don't think there is any way that I could like.. live, if we weren't friends anymore. I wouldn't have anyone to call at 9 and tell about everything. Me and you are so much closer than me and anyone from my school. Your seriously my best friend. Like.. ever. No joke. I really don't know what I would do if you like, somehow came out of my life.. or someth'n. Like.. seriously. If you died or someth'n.. I would probably kill myself.. honestly. I would not be able to function at all. I'd just sit there.. and blink. Hahahah. Frick'n K! Oooooh shit! But seriously.. OMG, if you like, died tomorrow.. I'd kill myself. Most likely. Ahh, it like.. makes me cry to even think about you dieing or something bad happening to you. You really are like, my sister. Like.. if David died.. I'd freak out. But if you died.. I think I'd freak out 20 times more than that. That's kinda sad.. hah! But hey, it happens. Whateva hunnay! I'm so used to write'n things to you that are filled with inside jokes and everything we've ever done together. But this time I'm just gonna tell you that I love you. And I really mean that. When I say LYLAS.. I seriously mean it like that.. like a sister. I love you, deed! I hope you feel the same.. cause if you don't.. I'm gonna feel like a fuck'n queer. Haha. I know you do, tho. Hey.. just in advance: If I ever do anything to hurt you.. EVER.. I'm sorry. I'll never do it intentionally. I hope we stay friends forever, Jaleigh. I know we will. We're seriously gonna grow up together. Move to California.. get JAC started. And the interior decoration. It'll rule. You know what's kinda crazy.. is to think about what our kids are going to be like. When we both have kids of our own, I know that they'll be best friends like we are. And that's frick'n awesome to think about. Cause I know how awesome it is being friends with you. And when we have kids.. I know that they're gonna have just as great of a time as we do everyday of our frick'n lives. It's so unbelievably awesome, man! I'm so happy that we're awesome friends. I can't stress it enough. Thanks for everything, okay? I don't know how many times you've saved the day. I can be depressed as hell, and whenever 9 o'clock rolls around and I pick up the phone to call Jaleigh.. 10 mins through the conversation it's like, nothing bad has happened to me.. ever. It's frick'n awesome. If we ever stop being friends, Ahh, I don't know what I'll do. I don't think it'll ever happen, tho. We're too awesome for that to happen. That would just be CRAAAAZED! Man.. I DOOOO love you so! In real life! I'm so glad that we're friends, dude. We're like.. the same person. If we ever stopped be'n friends, or you died or someth'n.. I feel like I'd be like, half a person. Cause you wouldn't be thurre or whatever. It's weird. Maybe it's a bad thing that we're so close.. just incase one of us does die someday or someth'n.. the other one would seriously like, be half a person and not know what to do. But it's okay.. I'm willing to be half a person some day.. cause right now, I'm have'n the time of my life. Thanks, Jaleigh.. seriously.. Thanks. For be'n the fuck'n awesome friend that you are. If you ever need ANYTHING.. seriously, anything at all.. I'm ALWAYS here. AAAAAAALLLLLLWWWWAAAYYYYYYSSSSS! Don't ever hesitate to ask me for someth'n! I love you, man! FO'SHO'! Lets never fight, kay? I don't EVER want this friendship to end. God.. I sound like I'm like.. fuck'n in love with you or someth'n. Everyone's probably think'n that we're lesbians or someth'n.. nope, not us. I love you, man! More than anything! I'm gonna go now! Just remember: We're THICK AS THIVES! I love you, Jaleigh.. seriously! Lata hunnay! |
--> Mascoutah & SAFB <-- -Lacky - Oh my gosh! Your seriously like, my best friend! Ahh, I don't know what I'd do with out you, Lacky! If you ever need anything.. know that I'm here for you! And I seriously ALWAYS will be.. no matter what! Ahh, I LOVE YOU! Your so incredibly awesome, my friend! I just hung out with you today and we took picutres! I never knew it was that hard to keep a straight face! We did it tho, damnit! I'm gonna keep your cacoon for frick'n ever! That's FO SHO! Geezus, Lach Key! I wish you wouldn't have moved! But it's pretty cool that you did.. Scott rocks my world! We would have never met Carl, or Dustin, or Brandon if it wasn't for you moving! I love that kid! Haha! "Hey Christy, Carl thinks your HOTT!" Haha! Geezus, we all know that I really only want Dustins weiner! IN MY MOUTH! Haha.. just kid'n! GEEZ 57 SOUTH! Haha.. that was good stuff! Ahh, I wish you didn't live so frick'n far away! But it's okay.. I still frick'n love you more than.. uhm.. more than frick'n TOAST! Haha! I don't even frick'n know what that's all about? It sure is hott, tho! You know it is! YOU KNOW IT! That one night.. haha.. after the Benton-WF homecoming game! God that night was HILARIOUS! We definatly killed them! And then we frick'n drove around town with your car all wrote on like crazy! That was nice! And them kids threw water baloons on us! It was great! We totally met Nick and Kyle! Cute kids! We played Hacky Sack like MOTHERS! Haha! Your amazingly awesome, my friend! I'll talk to you later! -Carl - Ahh, dude. You can't frick'n move. I'm seriously gonna like, cry. Ahh, i'm not joke'n. That makes me sad as frick'n hell. I miss the bajesus outta you, Carl! Ahh! Drives me crazy! We totally made out on my balcony for like, 74 years! That one night.. I was all like "I wish I was a star" And you were like "You already are." Haha! That was pretty DAMN smooth.. which is weird for you! Hah! You totally got me addicted to the Toco's from BK! I love them things! Don't move, dude! Frick'n seriously! Just like.. stay here. That'll never work.. ha. But before you move, you gotta come see me. Just so we can have one last "movie scene kiss" Ahh, that was good! I feel so frick'n sad! AHH! Oh well. I love you, guy! Bye! -Dustin - God, your good! Haha! I love you, man! You know what sucks? Is that I have to move.. and I can't take my frick'n Celing with me! But I will take the picture of Bon Jovi! Haha! Your pretty frick'n awesome, my friend! Much love! -Brandon - I don't even know you! Your frick'n awesome tho! Your so black.. and yet your weiner is so small! Haha! Your funny as hell! Later! |
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